麻豆视频

Story: Bradley, a farmer, and Broderick, a banker, were best friends. After the annual autumn harvest, Bradley visited Broderick at the bank to deposit the money he had earned from the sale of his crops.

This week I've spent a lot of time thinking about the blessings of my life and I came to the conclusion that of all earth's treasures, I count friends to be among the most valuable.

An archaeologist digging in the Negev Desert in Israel came upon a mummy. He called the curator of a museum and exclaimed, "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" The curator replied, "Bring him in.

I spend part of each day of my life writing.

A school inspector saw two little girls in class and they were absolutely identical. "You must be twins," she said. "No, miss," they answered together. "Bet you are sisters, aren't you?" she asked. "Yes, miss," they replied.

I love after-service chatter. It's not that I don't enjoy the sermon it's just that congregating around the fellowship "pot" following our formal worship time blends everything together.

God found it necessary to create mothers. It just wasn't working before they came along. Recently I came across a physical test for prospective mothers and fathers. For Women: Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes.

This afternoon I watched a television program that summarized the elimination votes in CBC Radio's annual "Canada Reads" competition.

A prisoner receives a letter: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

Imagine meeting Jesus after this life is all over. Jesus asks, "Well, how was it?" And you reply, "Except for the last five minutes, it was pretty awesome.