麻豆视频

Every Sunday I review the events of the past week looking for lessons that God has taught or is attempting to teach me.

After the sermon one worshipper thanked the minister and said, "Thanks for the message, Reverend. You must be smarter than Einstein.

The results of the Wheatland Senior Centre's activities from March 25 to March 31: Bridge: (Monday) 1st Bernice Carlson, 2nd Mildred Sandiford, 3rd Elfreida Mantay. Bridge: (Friday) 1st George Gillies, 2nd Erskine Sandiford, 3rd Mildred Sandiford.

An American tourist goes to see the famous Polish rabbi Hofetz Chaim. He enters the rabbi's house and finds him in a simple room filled with books, a table and a bench.

The saga of my "sort and toss" crusade continues. This week the focus has been on cookbooks and cooking themed magazines and while it's going well, as I head into the home stretch I notice that some recipes no longer have the same attraction.

George W. Bush noticed an old man in a long white robe, a long white beard and hair and carrying two stone tablets. He asked, "Are you Moses?" The man was silent. George asked him again, ''Are you Moses?'' The old man ignored him.

We West Coast dwellers have had to eat a log of humble pie this winter. The weather's been lousy, eliminating all climate-related bragging rights.

Lately I've been on this "sort and clean so my kids don't have to do it after I die" kick. Rather than motivated by impending gloom, it's actually been a lot of fun.

In a conversation similar to home renovation TV programs I view, a friend said this: "There was a lot more wrong than we thought.

A reporter interviewed a 104-year-old man. "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. "No peer pressure," he replied.