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A burglar hears, "Jesus is watching you." As he continues he hears again, "Jesus is watching you." Finally he discovers it is a parrot named Clarence.

This week has been one of those "gifts from heaven". The opportunity to travel back to see special friends, combined with the launch of my new book, are things I've looked forward to for several years.

A pastor put sanitary hot air dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why, and he said that when he went in there he saw a sign that read: "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button.

Sometimes we wonder why bad things happen to good people? Some work hard, but they are not treated as they deserve.

The results of the Wheatland Senior Centre's activities from October 14 to October 20: Bridge: (Monday) 1st George Gillies, 2nd Mildred Sandiford, 3rd Erskine Sandiford. Bridge: (Friday) 1st Basil Holyer, 2nd Joyce Hemphill, 3rd Berty Lou Dreis.

Time goes by so fast! It is already winter like weather. The people, like me, who are over the middle ages, may have the same feeling. It assumes that the length of time is same always. But we feel that time goes faster than before.

The results of the Wheatland Senior Centre's activities from October 7 to October 13: Bridge: (Monday) 1st Jim Brown, 2nd Andy Goeres, 3rd George Gillies. Bridge: (Friday) 1st Jacqueline Lenz, 2nd George Gillies, 3rd Jack Medwed.

A Higgs-Boson particle goes into a church and the preacher says, "Higgs-Bosons aren't allowed in here.

Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel! (Unknown) A famous advertising man was asked to speak to a group of clergymen about revitalizing their congregations. They hoped to use his media skills to advantage.

A few weeks ago, the newcomers event of Saskatchewan Conference was held at Calling Lakes Centre in Fort Qu'Appelle. The Retreat Centre was located on the north shore of Echo Lake in the beautiful Qu'Appelle Valley.