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Pokémon (here we) Go (again)

September 10, 2015 Dear Diary, There’s a mobile phone Pokémon game coming out soon. It sounds gimmicky, like most adaptations of any franchise to the mobile platform. I probably won’t download it.

September 10, 2015

Dear Diary,

There’s a mobile phone Pokémon game coming out soon. It sounds gimmicky, like most adaptations of any franchise to the mobile platform. I probably won’t download it. I usually get sick of Pokémon when I try to replay the game—it’s too much of a time sink.

June 15, 2016

Dear Diary,

I guess that Pokémon go game is getting hyped up a lot. A lot of people are excited about it. To be frank, I get the impression it’s going to be an enormous cash cow.

July 10, 2016,

Dear Diary,

I now have one Squirtle in my custody. He will grow ever stronger under my ruthless tutelage.

The hype for Pokémon Go was inevitable. Nostalgia, and the the kind of novelty you feel during a good scavenger hunt cranked up to 11 are riding the popular vector of the smartphone to insane heights.

Many are now able to relive exciting moments from their childhoods, catching and training a menagerie of magical creatures. Everyone partaking in the hype is also probably looking forward to a fat phone bill at the end of the money, with the amount of data searching for Pokémon happily gobbles up.

People are already griping about burning through gigabytes of mobile data in the span of mere days. It’s safe to say big telecom companies are just as excited about the advent of Pokémon Go, but that’s none of my business.

Nintendo, one of the companies that made the game a reality, is also excited, watching shares in the company skyrocket. Pokémon Go has, in fact, added $7 billion in market value, and is poised by the time you’re reading this, to surpass Twitter on Android phones in the sheer number of people using it.

People are so excited about the game in Canada, they’re finding workarounds to install the onto their phones, before it’s official release here. While the companies that made the game are mum on the details, it’s generally recommended that you don’t download the game in Canada before it’s release.

Long story short; Niantic and Nintendo may be able to tell who has already been using the game, when it is officially released in Canada, because they can see who is accessing the server on which the game runs, because it’s on their phones. This could lead to consequences for people who have downloaded it before its release — like bans and blocks. Has that stopped a vast majority of people? No. I don’t entirely condone their decision, but I don’t blame them.

Where the game has been officially released, Pokémon Go places Pokémon virtually on a map that corresponds to a map of real streets and roads through GPS. If your phone is good enough, you can “see” Pokémon in-game superimposed over your surroundings, through the phone’s camera. This is referred to as “augmented reality.”

In some cases, people have gotten so caught up in their augmented reality, that they’re not paying attention to the “real reality,” and their surroundings. This has led to people trespassing on private and federal property (and getting in a lot of crap), injuring themselves, and even finding a dead body. Police in Washington released a public announcement advising people stop “jumping out of bushes” near their station, in pursuit of Pokémon.

Obviously, common sense and discretion are key with this game. There’s a lot of talk of “evolution” with Pokémon, but these days people should be more concerned with natural selection, the way they’re wandering around, glued to a screen. If you’re on the prowl for Pokémon, watch where you’re going. As many have already said, “I was caught up trying to catch them all” is not a legal defence that will hold water in court. You’re welcome.

Despite the hazards, it’s a force for good. Novelty and nostalgia aside, a number of people I know, who’ve spent a lot of time feeling bad about how sedentary they are, are now outside and moving, coaxed out by the excitement of adventuring and collecting the Pokémon. People are talking about how Pokémon go is helping them conquer things like agoraphobia and social anxiety.

Is it as significant a step as joining a spin class or getting a gym pass? No, but walking in front of a screen all day is better than sitting in front of a screen all day.

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