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Dustup at Ottawa Elementary School

Principal: “You know why you’ve been called into my office? Group of young students in unison: “Yes ma’am.” “All right, then, let’s start with you Sunny Ways.

Principal: “You know why you’ve been called into my office?

Group of young students in unison: “Yes ma’am.”

“All right, then, let’s start with you Sunny Ways. What happened and why did you do it?”

“I don’t really know ma’am, it was just that I got real mad and I went over to Brownie and grabbed him by the arm and told him we had to all get back or we’d be late for class and he just kinda laughed at me. I know I tugged on his arm, but I didn’t hurt him none.”

“Oh ya, my arm still hurts Sunny.”

“OK Brownie, you’ll get your turn.”

“I said I’m sorry Brownie, what more do ya want?”

“And Sunny hit me with his elbow when he just bulldozed his way into our group, and like, we were just laughing and visiting. We weren’t doing nothing wrong.”

“Is that right Ruth?”

“Yes Ma’am.”

“Honest, I didn’t even see her there, it was an accident.”

“It was Ma’am, I seen it with my own two eyes. Sunny didn’t even see Ruth. He was just so mad at Brownie.”

“I saw it Liz, I saw it.”

“Oh, you seen it too? I didn’t even know you were out there in the playground.”

“No Liz, I’m speaking about proper English. We’ll get to that later.”

“And then me and Tommy really got mad right back at Sunny.”

“No Brownie, it’s Tommy and I.”

“Oh, are you mad at him too?”

“Oh forget it. I’ll speak to your English teacher, but first, we have to sort this out.”

“And like, after Sunny hit me, I got real upset and went over to the swings and just stayed there and I missed the next class, and now I won’t have perfect attendance any more.”

“You never did have perfect attendance Ruthie, and you know it, and I didn’t even know you were there and I didn’t really hit you either.”

“Yes you did.”

“No I didn’t, but I said sorry to you too anyway, just in case.”

“Well, that’s the proper thing to do Sunny, because you are the hallway monitor, so you do have some extra responsibilities, the school expects a little bit more out of you.”

“I know ma’am, and I’m really, really, really sorry sorta. It’s just that I got so mad at Brownie and Tommy for laughing at me.”

“We weren’t laughing at him. What does he think he is, like he’s a big shot and everybody is looking at him?”

“Now Tommy, stay calm. And I’m not going to give any of you a detention, as long as you behave yourselves from now on, and that’s because I don’t know where my vice-principal Geoff was or whether he saw it or not.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“But remember, you’re all on short leashes here. Now go back to your classrooms and think about what you’ve done and how you could make it better.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

On the way out, Tommy and Sunny reach the door at the same time. Sunny gives Tommy a slight push, to move him out of the way.

“Ma’am, he’s doing it again.”

“Oh Tommy, don’t be such a suck.”

“I’m not Sunny, you’re just bad … hey, what’s that you just said to me? Ma’am, Sunny just swore at me.”

“What did you say to Tommy, Sunny?”

“I didn’t say nothing much ma’am.

“What did you say?”

“I just said fuddle-duddle ma’am, that’s all. That’s what my dad used to say when he got mad.”

“Get out of here, all of you.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

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