From a passenger ship, everyone could see a bearded man on a small island, who was shouting and desperately waving his hands.
“Who is it?” a passenger asked the captain.
“I have no idea,” the captain responded. “But every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
The 60 and Over Club had another nice crowd for its jam session on Nov. 8, and the club admires those who never miss a gathering. The club believes the turnout was due to the terrific music. People are invited to come again.
Winners from shuffleboard for the week of Nov. 9 were Clarence and Jo-Anne. Colen and Mary were second.
Art Friesen finished first in cribbage. Bertha Andries was second and Wilf Marcotte was third.
The club’s Christmas supper will be held on Nov. 26. More details will be announced at a later date.
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
“I went to get a haircut,” was the response.
“But why didn’t you do that before the service?” asked the pastor.
“Because I didn’t need one then,” the man said.